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Anything you can do, I can do better in heels
Created on 2002-06-19 20:42:59 (#600697), last updated 2008-08-25
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Basic Info Bio"Most commercial lubes taste awful. There are exceptions. For instance, the folks at Blowfish highly recommend the For Play Succulents flavoured lubes. They are said to taste good when mixed with vaginal juices. They come in a number of flavours including champagne cocktail, chocolate truffle, cinnamon toddy, egg nog, juicy fruit, lemon drops, navel orange, passionate pumpkin, peachy peach, pink grapefruit, watermelon, an d whipping cream."
-Joannides, Paul. Guide to Getting it On! 2005, Oregon: Goofy Foot Press, p. 180.
Just in case you were wondering about lube, or the best sex book of all time.
I am a graduate student at the University of Manitoba, halfway through my Master of Environment in the Faculty of Earth, Environment and Resources. I dislike writing mini-bios, as invariably I discover that I am one of those people who is disturbingly mundane.
I am a Canadian, who is Brazilian in her heart. I enjoy readings books about writing, (fat) chick lit and fantasy novels in my free time. In my non-free time, I read about Brazilian environmental issues, social concerns, biogeography, ecosystem management, socio-environmentalism, environmental education and the Amazons. I am passionate about eradicating illegal animal trafficking, gorgeous shoes and Brita water filters. I believe in making changes to improve the environment, I believe in protecting both biodiverse hotspots and wilderness areas, but I do not believe in patchouli, dreads, hiking boots as fashionable daily foot attire, socks with sandals or protesting everything under the sun. I eat meat, but I do not eat any swine derived product as I believe the hog industry is morally perverse. I think driving while talking on a cell phone should be just as illegal as driving while under the influence, and I will cut the balls off a person who tries to drive me while they are under the influence.
I believe in the powers of Tide To Go. I wear pearls every Sunday, and refer to Sunday as Pearlday.
I have a weekly confession post that absolutely anyone is welcome to comment in, either anonymously or not. All the comments are screened, and will only be shared if an asterisk is in the subject line.
Suicide Prevention Canada.
According to the suggestions of the LiveJournal Abuse Staff, in case of emergency, I have created a private post with my emergency contact information, home address and telephone. It can be found in my memories, and here. I give permission for LiveJournal staff to access this post for my contact information.
Also, I've recently discovered that LiveJournal likes it when you warn people that your journal may include themes of an adult nature. Because I like LiveJournal, but mostly I like people to be warned and frightened and afraid, I figured I throw a warning in here! Be warned. I use bad words. I talk about things that likely a child would be interested in, but shouldn't hear. If you stumble across my journal, and read something you don't like, well, the warning is here.
It also turns out that I am a runner. This realization has only developed recently, and I (along with several others) were shocked to discover that running is an important part of my life. Go figure. I have lofty plans for my "running career."
I will be running the Manitoba Marathon on June 15th.
I ran the New York City Marathon on November 4th, 2007. It was the hardest, and most amazing thing I've ever done in my life.
My Current Favorite Books:
… Yes, my life is that sad.
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accents, adventure tourism, alan rickman, ani difranco, anklets, beer, being high, billy bragg, black, blue glass, booze, chapadas diamantinas, cites, clean fingernails, copper, daniel dafoe, dirty hands, dizziness, dry red wine, ecotourism, everyone, everything, eyeliner, fairies, falling, feist, flamboyancy, flying, french manicures, gaiman, gin, goddesses, grafitti, green eyes, guitar, harry potter, high heels, honeyed whiskey, huskies, jhonen vasquez, johnny the homicidal maniac, kind hands, kittens, knitting, kuru, labrets, lençois, long stems, lululemon, machu picchu, marathons, martinis, masks, maxwell's, melonfarmer, moksha, naked, neil gaiman, olives, owning, painting, piano, piercings, postsecret, prana vinyasa flow, prions, puppies, racing, red apples, renctas, role playing, running, sarah mclaughlan, sarah slean, sculpting, silver, singing, sleep, spinning, squee, strong chins, sun salutations, sunset, surgery, swing dancing, swirly stuff, tattoos, the amazons, the plague, the watchmen, tori amos, u2, unique martini glasses, vcjd, vermouth, voice, wanton kohl, water, werewolves, wine glasses, wings, wool, ymca, yoga
Schools:
École Robert Browning School - Winnipeg, MB, Canada (1985 - 1991)École Robert H. Smith Elementary School - Winnipeg, MB, Canada (1991 - 1992)
River Heights Junior High School - Winnipeg, MB, Canada (1992 - 1994)
Kelvin High School - Winnipeg, MB, Canada (1994 - 1996)
Lycee François Mitterand - Brasília, Distrito Federal, Brazil (1996 - 1998)
Sacred Heart School - Halifax, NS, Canada (1998 - 2000)
Carleton University - Ottawa, ON, Canada (2000 - 2005)
University of Manitoba - Winnipeg, MB, Canada (2005 - present)
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